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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
The Kool-Aid Man – one of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s highest targets – was known for forcing children to drink sugar and artificial dye. READ MORE
Jackson Grey said that growing up his family just sat in the dark and eat sardines for lunch, only to find out that his father was a scrooge with a stable job. READ MORE
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President Trump wants answers for who the hell would nominate a justice who continues to side with liberal judges. Trump said he will get to the bottom of this. READ MORE
A German man who was arrested by authorities for posting an insensitive meme of Prophet Muhammed as Spongebob Squarepants is praying that the EU can put a stop to Russian Tyranny. READ MORE
