Backstage at a fashion show at St. Ann’s Warehouse in Dumbo, the gossip was focused on the human models, but the narrator, a dog, was more interested in the stylish Crocs that resembled their chew toy. Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak, the emcees with curly hair reminiscent of a doodle, caught their attention, sparking thoughts of shared grooming secrets. The narrator expected competition from pointer terrier puppies named after a TV show but was surprised to be deemed second best to Elmer, a bulldog wearing a pasta puffer. Despite not wanting a show dog life, they felt the cards were in their favor and wanted their accomplishments to be recognized.
The narrator expressed their surprise and slight disappointment at being ranked as second best to Elmer, despite their belief that they and their partner Larry deserved the top spot. The narrator humorously mentioned their love for farfalle pasta while pointing out that a puffer jacket does not necessarily make a winner. They emphasized that they were not trying to start a controversy but simply wanted to be acknowledged for their efforts. Their mention of a howling ability hinted at their desire to be heard and recognized for their unique talents.
The narrator humorously referenced a quote from the movie “Best in Show” to express their discomfort with the idea of being poked and prodded like a show dog. Despite this, they admitted that they could get used to the level of accessorizing seen at the fashion show. They playfully imagined a life at the White House and compared themselves favorably to another dog named Commander, highlighting their confidence in their own abilities and charm.
Throughout the narrative, the narrator displayed a mix of humor, confidence, and a desire for recognition. They observed the intriguing individuals and fashion choices at the fashion show, including the human models and their accessories. Despite not wanting the life of a show dog, they expressed a desire to be acknowledged for their uniqueness and talents. The witty and playful tone of the narrator added charm to the story and highlighted their personality.
The narrator’s playful musings on being ranked as second best to Elmer added a touch of humor to the story, while also hinting at their competitive spirit. Their mention of “stop-the-steal” humorously referenced a controversial political phrase, adding a current events twist to the narrative. Overall, the narrator’s observations and reflections at the fashion show provided entertaining insights into their thoughts and personality, creating a lighthearted and engaging story.
In conclusion, the narrator’s experiences and interactions at the fashion show provided a humorous and whimsical glimpse into their world. Through their observations of the human models, emcees, and other dogs, the narrator revealed their playful personality and competitive spirit. Despite not seeking the life of a show dog, they expressed a desire for recognition and acknowledgment, showcasing their confidence and charm. The witty and entertaining tone of the narrative made for an enjoyable and engaging read, offering a unique perspective on a fashion show from a canine point of view.
