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rewrite this title This $140 robot is better at life than I am (and 44% off on Amazon for the Big Spring Sale)

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I’ve reached a point in my adult life where I don’t need a man — I need a robot. Preferably one that doesn’t talk, doesn’t text back “k,” and quietly sucks up all the evidence of real life in my apartment (cat hair, my hair, emotional debris). Enter: the eufy by Anker BoostIQ RoboVac 11S. No, I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but I’ve been lingering on the product page for hours now, wondering if I should. After all, it is 44% off for Amazon’s Big Spring Sale.

The reviews are suspiciously glowing. People say it’s life-changing, marriage-saving, borderline magical. One woman said it was the best thing to happen to her since epidurals. Another called the robot vacuum “a miracle for pet hair,” which feels promising, considering I currently have one pet who sheds for two and tumbleweeds of my own hair in every corner of my apartment. TMI?

The thing is… I want to believe in the power that a great robot vacuum can have in your life. I want to be the girl who presses a button and lets a little machine take care of her messes while she drinks wine. Is it time? Am I ready to hand over the vacuuming reins to something smarter than most men I’ve dated? (No, Allen, not you…of course not you.) Thanks to Amazon’s current spring sale, I might just be.

The eufy BoostIQ RoboVac 11S is shockingly slim (2.85 inches, for anyone measuring under-bed clearance), self-charging, and deceptively powerful. It glides over hardwood and medium-pile rugs without complaint, and the BoostIQ tech automatically increases suction when it senses more dirt, like it actually wants to work harder. It runs for up to 100 minutes on a full charge, is quieter than a microwave, and comes with a remote, so you can literally clean without standing up. Lazy? No. Efficient? Absolutely.

Looking for the best deals under $100 (and even more discounts?) Shop the Amazon Big Spring Sale from now until March 31 and score additional bargains on Breville, LANEIGE and more.

Your Amazon Big Spring Sale FAQs, answered

What is Amazon’s Big Spring Sale?

The Big Spring Sale is an Amazon-hosted seasonal sale event aimed at popular products to shop for spring. It’s similar to Amazon Prime Day, offering a wide range of deals and discounts on various products, spanning the final week of March.

How long does the Big Spring Sale last?

Shoppers have 7 days to take advantage of discounts. This sale runs a full week, beginning at 12 a.m. PT on Tuesday, March 25, through 11:59 p.m. PT on Monday, March 31.

When does the Big Spring Sale end?

The Big Spring Sale ends March 31 at 11:59 p.m. Pacific time, so east-coasters have until about 3 a.m. on April 1 their time to shop the deals.

Do you have to have Amazon Prime to shop the Big Spring Sale?

Unlike Prime Day, the Spring Sale is open to all Amazon shoppers. However, Prime members will enjoy exclusive deals and early access to certain promotions. Interested shoppers can grab a 30-day free trial to try Prime, and its many benefits, with no strings attached.

What are the best Big Spring Sale deals?

From reporting on Amazon sales throughout the years, we can tell you for certain that it’s the ideal period to upgrade your outdoor furniture, restock spring cleaning supplies, find new spring fashion pieces and comb through the massive catalog of Amazon best-sellers.

When is the next Prime Day?

Already wondering when the next Amazon Prime Day is? Prime Day takes place in July each year. While Amazon hasn’t confirmed the dates for Prime Day 2025, it’s safe to assume it will take place in mid-July — similar to previous years.

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For over 200 years, the New York Post has been America’s go-to source for bold news, engaging stories, in-depth reporting, and now, insightful shopping guidance. We’re not just thorough reporters – we sift through mountains of information, test and compare products, and consult experts on any topics we aren’t already schooled specialists in to deliver useful, realistic product recommendations based on our extensive and hands-on analysis. Here at The Post, we’re known for being brutally honest – we clearly label partnership content, and whether we receive anything from affiliate links, so you always know where we stand. We routinely update content to reflect current research and expert advice, provide context (and wit) and ensure our links work. Please note that deals can expire, and all prices are subject to change.

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