National One-Hit Wonder Day was celebrated on Sept. 25, with astrologer Elise Wells helping to match a one-hit wonder song to each zodiac sign. A one-hit wonder is defined as an artist who becomes famous for a single recording that overshadows their other work. The alignment of zodiac archetypes with these brief moments of musical genius was explored to create an enlightening and entertaining celebration of these unique songs.
For Aries, the song “Cum on Feel the Noize” by Quiet Riot was chosen, reflecting the direct and bold nature of Aries individuals. This in-your-face, fist-pumping banger captures the fiery and assertive spirit of Aries, making it a fitting match for the sign. Taureans, ruled by Venus, were matched with “In the Summertime” by Mungo Jerry, which celebrates earthly pleasures and leisurely pursuits that resonate with the sign’s affinity for pleasure and comfort.
Gemini, ruled by Mercury, was paired with “Informer” by Snow, a fast-spitting song that mirrors the loquacious and communicative nature of Geminis. The song tells the story of a police informant, reflecting the sign’s tendency towards being talkative and social. Cancer, represented by Joe Jonas of DNCE, found a connection with “Cake by the Ocean,” a love letter that embodies the sign’s nurturing and emotional nature, as well as the comforts of familiar environments.
Leos, known for their confidence and charisma, were matched with “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, an anthem of self-worship and unapologetic superiority. The song’s campy and catchy nature resonates with the bold and flamboyant qualities of the Leo sign. This celebration of confidence and self-assuredness is a perfect reflection of Leo energy in a musical form.
Astrologer Elise Wells assigned “Dance Monkey” by Tones and I to Virgos, highlighting the sign’s tendency towards fulfilling obligations and finding joy in routine tasks. This mindlessly fun song captures the essence of Virgos’ hyperfocus and signature behaviors. Libras, the sign of balance and charm, were paired with “Smooth Criminal” by Alien Ant Farm, reflecting the sign’s ability to charm and deceive with grace and finesse.
Scorpios, known for their intense emotions and tendencies towards revenge, found a connection with “Hit ‘Em Up Style” by Blu Cantrell, a song that explores the bitter joys of payback and turning the tables on a cheating partner. This resonates with Scorpios’ inclination towards vengeance and intensity in relationships. Sagittarius, the eternal optimists and adventurers, were matched with “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba, a song that celebrates getting back up after falling down and embodies the spirit of the archer sign.
Capricorns, represented by Alannah Myles in “Black Velvet,” resonate with the song’s ode to Elvis Presley and themes of legacy and ambition. Aquarius, the sign of the misunderstood and independent, found a connection with “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” by Eiffel 65, a song that embodies the quirky and eccentric nature of Aquarians. Lastly, Pisces, the sign of transcendence and escapism, were paired with “Because I Got High” by Afroman, reflecting the sign’s tendency towards altered states and idealistic pursuits.
