The Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix featured host Kevin Hart making jokes about Brady’s ex-wife Gisele Bündchen and her new boyfriend, jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. Hart joked about how Brady left the New England Patriots for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, saying that sometimes you have to “f**k your coach” to maintain happiness. Brady and Bündchen, who split in 2022 after 13 years of marriage, share two children. The jokes continued with Jeff Ross referencing Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s massage scandal and Drew Bledsoe making quips about Brady’s lack of sacks throughout his career.
Nikki Glaser did not hold back with the Bündchen jokes, mentioning how Brady has seven Super Bowl rings and now eight since Gisele gave hers back. Glaser made jokes about Brady agreeing to do the roast and also referenced the fact that Gisele’s new boyfriend is a jiu-jitsu instructor. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer took a dark turn with Photoshopped images of Hitler with Brady, and former teammate Julian Edelman joked about Brady’s nicknames and looks. Andrew Schulz joked about Brady needing a lawyer and quoted Gisele in response to which of his rings was his favorite.
Brady, who appeared slightly uncomfortable with the attention on his ex-wife, ended the roast by poking fun at the situation and saying he misses football, the “love of his life.” The jokes throughout the roast touched on various aspects of Brady’s personal life, including his split from Bündchen and her new relationship. The special is now available for streaming on Netflix, capturing the humor and roasting of one of the most famous NFL players in history. The jokes ranged from light-hearted banter to more intense references, with the comedians taking full advantage of the opportunity to poke fun at Brady’s personal and professional life. Ultimately, the roast provided an entertaining look into the world of professional athletes and the humor that surrounds their exploits both on and off the field.
