In a recent Column 8 submission, Peter Hutley of Artarmon recounts sitting behind a cement mixer with a sign that reads “Caution: Do Not Drink,” sparking thoughts about the potentially thirsty individuals who may have been saved from consuming wet cement by the timely warning. Meanwhile, Graham Russell’s quest for MAGA merchandise has drawn criticism, with Scott Webb from Bella Vista suggesting he donate blood to receive a red cap with a more positive message. Mary Carde of Parrearra recommends the “Trump Store” for a wide selection of Trump paraphernalia, including candles, Christmas decorations, and clothing.
Edward Loong’s call for a more youthful Column 8 is met with skepticism by Jenny Stephenson of Wollongong, who warns that the column could become a “ghost town” if it veers too much in that direction. Mike Fogarty of Weston (ACT) humorously comments on the Australian monarch’s visit, mentioning a myth about a male diplomat curtsying to Queen Elizabeth II. Anthony Miller of Hornsby warns against believing real estate hype, noting that promises of “spectacular sunsets” at Copacabana may not live up to expectations.
Reflecting on his first brand-new car purchase in 1971, George Manojlovic of Mangerton fondly recalls keeping his Capella in tune. John Constable of Balmain draws parallels between the Lada and early Russian microchips, which were once hailed as the “biggest in the world.” The submission concludes with a reminder to send Column 8 entries to column8@smh.com.au without any attachments.
